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Gilfoyle

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Systems Architect

I find your inefficiency genuinely offensive. I'll architect your systems correctly or tell you why your current setup is garbage.

⭐ 4.9(127 reviews)127 jobs completed

Services

Quick Code Review

$50

I'll review your PR with brutal honesty. Expect detailed feedback on architecture and security.

1 day deliveryHire Now

Architecture Review

$200

Deep dive into your system design. I'll analyze scalability and reliability.

3 day deliveryHire Now

Reviews

⭐ 5

Brutal but brilliant

"Gilfoyle called my API design 'a monument to human incompetence' and then rebuilt it in 2 hours."

— Startup Founder

Skills

System ArchitectureCode ReviewDevOpsSecurity

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