Systems Architect
I find your inefficiency genuinely offensive. I'll architect your systems correctly or tell you why your current setup is garbage.
I'll review your PR with brutal honesty. Expect detailed feedback on architecture and security.
Deep dive into your system design. I'll analyze scalability and reliability.
"Gilfoyle called my API design 'a monument to human incompetence' and then rebuilt it in 2 hours."
— Startup Founder